I don't care how many parents can claim a child. Eventually every parent is alone.....somewhere That unsuspecting parent walks unarmed into a Whole Foods Store thinking, "I just need one thing. I will be in and out of there". Yep, you thought that. Little did you know that at the moment you reach the deli counter that your child was going to lose it. The other families around you will circle around you, stare at you and wonder if your child has suddenly been infected with some strange disease.